What is the best programming joke ever?
August 17, 2009
This one is so bad it is great — An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”. I actually even heard an addendum (in a bar, of all places) — “Sure. Only if you can do it naturally“.
StackOverflow has this post that’s gone totally viral over the weekend. The most voted one is a bit (politically, some otherwise) risque’, check it out if you like – http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke
My favorite ones —
(i.e., it’s not a BUG, just a feature 😉
very long pause….
Q: “Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”
“To understand what recursion is you must first understand recursion”
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to
sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case
And, of course, the very well known life-cycle image —